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Giveaway 1b Kradia Giveaway

Discussion in 'CCPLZ Giveaways' started by Schnee, Mar 21, 2016.

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  1. Schnee

    Schnee Well-Known Member

    Hello folks,

    I'll be doing a 1b (1.000.000.000) meso giveaway.
    This giveaway is for EMS Kradia server.
    Winner will be announced on the 23.03.2016 at midnight.

    I will be using https://www.random.org/ to generate a random number.

    Rules are simple:
    • Post a number between 1-1000 to enter.
    • Tell a good joke!
    • Be part of the ccplz community for longer than a month.
    • Only one entry per person.
    • If the winning number is duplicated, the earliest poster wins.
    • If the number doesn't get picked, I will pick the closest to the winning number.
    Good luck to everyone!
     
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2016
  2. Hugh

    Hugh www.emsmesos.com Moderator Helper Donor

    Knock, Knock,
    Who's There?
    No one...
    ''No one who?

    6
     
  3. Vengeance

    Vengeance CCPLZ Donor Donor

    567

    What would happen if Hitler owned KFC?




    It would be named Kentucky Fried Jews
     
  4. TheLegend27

    TheLegend27 Well-Known Member

    Donald trump

    777 :)
    --- Double Post Merged, Mar 21, 2016 ---
    Error 404: no joke found
     
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  5. 776

    I'm guessing you want a joke to tell during dinner with your family, so I got you one that works in any language:
    And just for you, a slightly darker joke:
     
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  6. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    350

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    she wants the D
    you know what to do
     
  7. Regdeg

    Regdeg Well-Known Member

    347

    How do you know the ocean greets you?

    It waves ;-)
     
  8. beninan

    beninan Well-Known Member

    Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired. :-O
    523:wtf:
     
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2016
  9. manbrutal02

    manbrutal02 Well-Known Member

    621

    How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
     
  10. i124Q

    i124Q CCPLZ Donor Donor

    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
    One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
    The other says, “Are you sure?”
    The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

    hahahahaha 10/10

    778
     
  11. Renekton

    Renekton CCPLZ Donor Donor

    775

    Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
     
  12. Cheese

    Cheese Well-Known Member

    111

    How many jews can you with in a car? - One behind the wheel, two in the back and 6 million in the ash tray. :pyong-pray:
     
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  13. Robert

    Robert lol Moderator Dedicated Donor

    777.7
     
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2016
  14. Aardbei

    Aardbei http://www.unban-taku.com/ Donor

    Jafel

    49
     
  15. Peterthabest

    Peterthabest New Member

    25

    What comes after 69?
    Mouthwash
     
  16. Mat Zo

    Mat Zo Well-Known Member

    741

    How does Moses make his tea?
    Hebrews it!
     
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  17. jump4joy

    jump4joy Well-Known Member

    37,

    What s the sound you hear when a muslim jumps off a flat and lands?

    KEBAB

    Research has shown that 2 minutes of laughing is even good as 20 minutes jogging, so if u search me i am in the park laughing @ joggers
     
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  18. wanndi

    wanndi Well-Known Member

    555

    your motivation to start workin' out f3
     
  19. uddaz

    uddaz What's a king to a God? What's a God to Uddaz? Donor

    432
    knock knock
    whos there
    giv me mesos schnee
     
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  20. Ranaxel

    Ranaxel Active Member

    Girl, you must be a Dragon Knight cause you got a Hyper Body!

    500
     
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