Discussion in 'CCPLZ Giveaways' started by Schnee, Mar 21, 2016.
i was thinking about joke about my penis, but its toooo LOOONG!
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.
What does a black man do after sex?
15 to Life
Also a litte bit less dark one..
Why should you never hit a black guy with a car if he is riding a bicycle?
Well the bicycle might be yours!
A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.
He replies, "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."
What do u call a jew falling from a tall building?
A falling star!
Q: How many GM's does it take to plaster a wall?
A: It depends how hard you throw them.
[First day as a drug dealer]
"We don't have coke, is pepsi ok?"
What is the difference between regular sex and anal sex?
Regular sex makes your day.
Anal sex makes your whole week.
There's no drama on the internet.
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
My life is a joke
i need this..
Congratulations, PM me within 3 days to claim your price.
1. No Joke found
2. He replied to the thread on the 24.03.2016 at 04:50am.