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Giveaway 1b Kradia Giveaway

Discussion in 'CCPLZ Giveaways' started by Schnee, Mar 21, 2016.

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  1. Nikutin

    Nikutin Member

    i was thinking about joke about my penis, but its toooo LOOONG!
    753
     
  2. Sarlacc

    Sarlacc Member

    12


    Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.
     
  3. PWNabc

    PWNabc Hackers always win. Donor

    831

    What does a black man do after sex?
    15 to Life

    Also a litte bit less dark one..
    Why should you never hit a black guy with a car if he is riding a bicycle?
    Well the bicycle might be yours!
    :wtf:
     
  4. Original

    Original ♛ Mikaelson ♛ Donor

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    Joke :
    A guy asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.
    He replies, "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and $100 seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."
     
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  5. basbeer

    basbeer Well-Known Member

  6. chenyu

    chenyu Active Member

    613

    What do u call a jew falling from a tall building?

    A falling star!
     
  7. Aceryz

    Aceryz ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Donor

    868

    Maplestory Europe
     
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  8. Sergio Sousa

    Sergio Sousa Well-Known Member

  9. xScriptZx

    xScriptZx CCPLZ Donor Donor

    613

    Q: How many GM's does it take to plaster a wall?

    A: It depends how hard you throw them.


    [​IMG]
     
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  10. BowMaster20012

    BowMaster20012 Well-Known Member

    912

    Borrowed joke:
    [First day as a drug dealer]

    *giggles*

    "We don't have coke, is pepsi ok?"

    *Gets stabbed*
     
  11. nottakenyet

    nottakenyet Well-Known Member

    220

    What is the difference between regular sex and anal sex?

    Regular sex makes your day.
    Anal sex makes your whole week.
     
  12. otkk

    otkk Well-Known Member

    420


    There's no drama on the internet.
     
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  13. hethatsnice

    hethatsnice Well-Known Member

    500

    A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.

    When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"

    okay Stahp...

    My life is a joke
     
  14. Yxtr

    Yxtr Well-Known Member

    191
    i need this..
     
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  15. tingtingdy

    tingtingdy Member

  16. Linkyrex

    Linkyrex CCPLZ Donor Donor

  17. Arcks

    Arcks Well-Known Member

  18. Schnee

    Schnee Well-Known Member


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    Congratulations, PM me within 3 days to claim your price.
     
  19. xScriptZx

    xScriptZx CCPLZ Donor Donor

    w00t? o_O
     
  20. Schnee

    Schnee Well-Known Member

    1. No Joke found
    2. He replied to the thread on the 24.03.2016 at 04:50am.
     
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