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The 'Greatest IRC / Shoutbox quotes' thread.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jani, Aug 22, 2010.

  1. Please add the rest he said over the years as well, there is nothing better than cringe and laugh at his bullshit.
     
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  2. Taku

    Taku Ph.D in Internet Retardation Dedicated Donor

    1. [​IMG] A moment ago - Melv:
      i can't compete with your asm :(
    2. [​IMG] A moment ago - Melv:
      and airrides never
    3. [​IMG] A moment ago - [D.R.T]:
      melv u can compete with chillax
     
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  3. Ravy

    Ravy Goodbye! Take care everyone. Donor

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    1. 1 minute ago - Mach: inb4 all smileys get "temporary" disabled again
    2. 1 minute ago - Shinso: inb4 Mach gets "temporarily" disabled.
     
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  4. Conquest

    Conquest Legendary Casanova Coder Donor

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  5. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

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    Baller of the day :wut:
     
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  6. Robert

    Robert lol Moderator Dedicated Donor

    /logs
     
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  7. AutoAssemble

    AutoAssemble 「空白」は負けない Moderator Dedicated Donor

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  8. Taku

    Taku Ph.D in Internet Retardation Dedicated Donor

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    1. [2/4/2015 10:29:41 PM] [D.R.T] .: any news ?
    2. [2/4/2015 10:30:21 PM] ConQ: yes . my dick has grown by 1 inch
    3. [2/4/2015 10:30:30 PM] Mitko: lele :D
    4. [2/4/2015 10:31:27 PM] [D.R.T] .: wow
    5. [2/4/2015 10:31:31 PM] [D.R.T] .: so now it is 2cm ?
    6. [2/4/2015 10:31:41 PM] Mitko: xD
    7. [2/4/2015 10:32:08 PM] ConQ: last i measured was when i banged your wife and it was 6 inches
    8. [2/4/2015 10:33:31 PM] [D.R.T] .: so mean
    9. [2/4/2015 10:33:33 PM] [D.R.T] .: ;(
    10. [2/4/2015 10:35:38 PM] ConQ: sry
    11. [2/4/2015 10:35:44 PM] ConQ: how's your child?
    12. [2/4/2015 10:35:51 PM] [D.R.T] .: i will delete you
    13. [2/4/2015 10:35:53 PM] [D.R.T] .: faggot
    14. [2/4/2015 10:35:56 PM] ConQ: no pls
    15. [2/4/2015 10:36:04 PM] ConQ: i wont talk bad about your wife again
    16. [2/4/2015 10:36:27 PM] [D.R.T] .: go fuck yourself fgt (mooning)
     
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  9. Conquest

    Conquest Legendary Casanova Coder Donor

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  10. Nazgul1444

    Nazgul1444 Dedicated Supporter Dedicated Donor

    1. moment ago - MRPII:
      I am in
    2. A moment ago - Nazgul1444:
      in a pussy?
    3. A moment ago - MRPII:
      no better
    4. A moment ago - MRPII:
      in maple
     
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  11. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

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    PM @Jafel for Oral pleasure!
    First one get's a 50% discount! [​IMG]
     
  12. Robert

    Robert lol Moderator Dedicated Donor

    1. [​IMG] 4 minutes ago - iPrawr:
      Someone knows how to fix crashing on startup with the new bypass?
    2. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - akkie:
      yes
    3. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - akkie:
      easy
    4. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - akkie:
      if you don't want to crash
    5. [​IMG] 3 minutes ago - akkie:
      don't start up
    6. [​IMG] 2 minutes ago - iPrawr:
      Damn,i wish i could be this funny.
     
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  13. Robert

    Robert lol Moderator Dedicated Donor

    So this just happened.

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    I was so happy, but then

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    Asshole
     
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    1. xScriptZx A moment ago - xScriptZx: Waty, send me a pm with the rpblem
    2. Ravy A moment ago - Ravy: that was 2 hours ago brother
    3. Ravy A moment ago - Ravy: nigga probably fixed it and fucked yo bitch in that time
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  15. Original

    Original ♛ Mikaelson ♛ Donor

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  16. Melv 15 minutes ago - Melv: <link redacted>
    Melv 15 minutes ago - Melv: so legit
    Melv 15 minutes ago - Melv: that pro trainer of mine though lelele

    viciousboss33 15 minutes ago - viciousboss33: lekker
    i124Q 15 minutes ago - i124Q: lolwut
    Mach 12 minutes ago - Mach: let me download maple
    Mach 12 minutes ago - Mach: Does kana have a no delay skill?
    i124Q 12 minutes ago - i124Q: Don't think so
    Mach 12 minutes ago - Mach: hmm, in that case someone should update magic no delay
    i124Q 11 minutes ago - i124Q: yes pls
    Jafel 11 minutes ago - Jafel: Hi mach
    Jafel 11 minutes ago - Jafel: oh, you're downloading maple now? :P
    Mach 10 minutes ago - Mach: yeah, reinstalled win8.1 :-P and since I don't want to copy things from my backup atm I am downloading it :-P
    Mach 10 minutes ago - Mach: but maybe we can play awesome?
    Jafel 10 minutes ago - Jafel: Right now? Or you want ot play in 30 min?
    Mach 9 minutes ago - Mach: I don't mind. Just tell me when you got time
    Jafel 9 minutes ago - Jafel: kay :)
    Jafel 8 minutes ago - Jafel: I'll finish this press release first then
    Jafel 8 minutes ago - Jafel: will be max 30 minutes, else I won't finish it anyways :P
    Mach 8 minutes ago - Mach: =) just take your time and I will install maple in the meantime
    Jafel 8 minutes ago - Jafel: :ily:
    Aardbei 8 minutes ago - Aardbei: Lmao Melvin dat jewtrainer
    Aardbei 7 minutes ago - Aardbei: did you make that?
    Melv 7 minutes ago - Melv: hahah yeah, back when i had LOTS of sparetime :P

    Jafel 6 minutes ago - Jafel: Melv 8 minutes ago - Melv: <link redacted>
    Jafel 6 minutes ago - Jafel: sooooo
    Jafel 6 minutes ago - Jafel: we're all bitching on people who jewhook and others who take advantage of that
    Jafel 6 minutes ago - Jafel: but here you are posting your gains?
    Mach 5 minutes ago - Mach: Get back to work jafel ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
    Aardbei 5 minutes ago - Aardbei: Lol, notice in that list how many people use their year of birth as their pincode
    Mach 4 minutes ago - Mach: :-P
    Jafel 4 minutes ago - Jafel: Aren't you a little piece of hypocrite shit Melv?
    Jafel 4 minutes ago - Jafel: Also, no mach
    Melv 3 minutes ago - Melv: hypocrite o.o i never wrongdo anyone :|
    Mach 3 minutes ago - Mach: :-( ok
    Mach 2 minutes ago - Mach:
    Jafel 2 minutes ago - Jafel: You just showed a list of accounts you jewed>?
    Aardbei 1 minute ago - Aardbei: He might have logged their info, doesn't mean he did anything with it
    Aardbei 1 minute ago - Aardbei: tho I doubt it ::3:
    Jafel 1 minute ago - Jafel: Doesn't make it any less wrong
    Mach 1 minute ago - Mach: "Any user partaking in or assisting in hacking accounts, creating malware, or scamming will be permanently banned without question."
    Jafel 1 minute ago - Jafel: Thanks mach
    Jafel 1 minute ago - Jafel: #teamwork
    Aardbei A moment ago - Aardbei: It makes it less wrong IMO, but it's still not a nice thing to do.
    Melv A moment ago - Melv: i never did such thing
    Melv A moment ago - Melv: anyhow, yeah that trainer was so lame
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    So yeah... @Melv boasting about jewing people, confirming it is his trainer and then in the end denying it...

    Could we get a nice permanent ban on this fella?
     
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  17. Razz

    Razz Dedicated Supporter Dedicated Donor

    thimo 1 minute ago - thimo: ohh the new update of ems is nice
    MRPII A moment ago - MRPII: You have to ask yourself what is worse to expose people's identity without their permission or to fool around a bit.
    thimo A moment ago - thimo: lol i take my words back

    EMS in a nutshell.
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    1. [​IMG] 1 minute ago - Nickerian:
      "Nazgul1444: question is now, how much for u daughter?" no price checks allowed in the shoutbox
     
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  18. Aardbei

    Aardbei http://www.unban-taku.com/ Donor

    1. [​IMG] 25 minutes ago - Schnee:
      is there any other address which can be optained to link bans except IP, MAC and HWID? Changed them all and I´m still not able to log in on new accs
    2. [​IMG] 22 minutes ago - Benjamin:
      They banned you through facial recognition. Turn off your webcam
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    1. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - Nickerian:
      i have but gf is jelouse of my ex again.. this is getting annoying
    2. [​IMG] 8 minutes ago - uddaz:
      Nick pls.
    3. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - uddaz:
      Smack her in the face with yo dick
    4. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - uddaz:
      Then take some poo and smear in her forehead
    5. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - uddaz:
      and whisper simba
    6. [​IMG] 7 minutes ago - uddaz:
      works 9/11 times
     
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    3. 55 minutes ago - Melv:
    4. last time kent was like this, he accidentely made the moderator forum public
    5. 55 minutes ago - Melv:
    6. *waits with thumbs up*
    7. 55 minutes ago - Kent:
    8. Wanker I will cut you.
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  20. Robert

    Robert lol Moderator Dedicated Donor

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